intro

(inaudible sound because we had the return of one of our classic nalfunctions, the old, “forgetting to turn on my microphone” mistake.)

(luckily my phone/amp microphone was still turned up, so it caught the end of the introduction when i was really giving it some gusto)

ladies and gentlemen, it’s pepito.

(cheering)

(microphone turned on at this point)

pepito. i don’t know if my microphone was turned on.

but uh, the rhyme, i;m just going to repeat it really quick:

ready your spirits,

and prepare to cheer,

because if you don’t,

he’ll make you disappear.

ladies and gentlemen, it’s pepito.

great to see you, pepito. how are you doing?

so goooooood.

excellent. uh, do you have an introduction you would like to make, pepito?

well guess what everyone? you just might not be completely bored tonight because, oh my gosh, we have a guest and his name is josh boerman.

josh, suddenly magically appearing: yeah!

yeah! let’s gooooo!

let’s go!

and uh, hang on, i gotta hang up my mask. i have a new setup here. uh, have to put that mask on the mantle.

and we have one more introduction. i threw away my card. i jumped the uh, gate, but what was i

gosh. now, that was the introduction.

um, let’s see. i was going to say:

get your laughs out now,

it’s time to haha.

josh: haha!

because if you don’t, uh, she’s going to say ta-da? i think is what it was? i don’t know. ladies and gentlemen, it’s katherine.

kat appears, wearing a clown nose: honk honk

nalfunctions

-i forgot to turn on my mic at the beginning, but in the grand scope of things, that was a minor and forgivable as far as mistakes go. i am confident that i will be forgiven.

-a couple of times after switching back to our group scene from a close up, the start the show audio sample played. i am not claiming nefarious actors hacked into our system, but i also will not deny it’s possible. it’s only fair. both sides.

-i think these were the only nalfunctions made during this episode. if i’m wrong, write the p.o. box or fight me.