intro

"welcome, welcome, welcome,

i'm making no threats,

i'm just saying be careful with your bets,

he has taught me time and time again,

you don't bet against him,

because he'll never lose,

and he always wins.

ladies and gentlemen,

it's pepito.

was that a bow that you just did?

yes sir. i bow now.

hell yeah.

*soy choriza in the chat plays the "compliment" sound alert

hi soy shoriza

in the chat. it's soy choriza

pepito, how are you today?

so gooood

that is, fantastic to hear.

try as i might,

it's alwaysa fight,

i'll bet you ten to one,

that i end up rambling,

it's cavemen news episode 38, "gambling."

pepito’s custom shirt

nalfunctions

-started playing the pepito segment and the text from my grandfather video before i meant to do either of those things.

-had the audio down too low on the pepito segment. in my defense, i didn’t check the audio levels on that when i dropped it into the broadcasting software, because i like to not see any of pepito’s segments until we are live so my in the moment, first time seeing reactions can be a part of the show, and because of this i didn’t fully test the audio. it’s a nalfunction that could have happened to any of us, any of you

-we had a lot of phone errors and a big reason why was we were trying a new method that came to me in a dream so that i could have the guest we are calling on the cavemen news “hot as hell” line [575 573-3160] and then have pepito on my personal phone line coming out of a bluetooth speaker, and then in doing so solve the problem of the people we are calling only being able to hear when i talk, and not pepito. the problem was, i told pepito to call me and he did, but i forgot to explain that he should be calling my personal number and what he did instead was call the “hot as hell” line. i am looking into getting a landline with a office style speaker phone, which would mitigate all of this. but, we have only been doing this all year, we can’t have mastered everything. just most things. and if we are being on honest, the real phone nalfunctions were the guests who didn’t answer the phone despite agreeing to be there at the exact time we called. but,m i will leave those nalfunctions for them to fess up to on their own webpages.

-soy choriza said she’d heard of the mystery guest from el paso, and i informed her that she was probably wrong and guessing wrong, but i was later reminded that i did in fact tell her about the mystery guest and she did know in advance and i just forgot about it. i have a doctor’s note saying i am experiencing cognitive decline

-i forgot to play the new credits i made at the end of the episode. that is ok, though, because i listed the myustery guest in the credits and they never showed up

song we listened to right before going live

“choices” by e40