trailer

intro

“welcome, welcome, welcome

it is my pleasure, duty, and honor

to introduce to you

this man

a man

so charismatic and handsome

that no matter what the price

you’d always pay his ransom

ladies and gentlemen,

presenting,

pepito

(cheering)

(someone playing the applause sound alert from the chat)

ooo, an extended cheer. here we go. hang on.

so good

pepito, it is a thrill to have you here, and

how are you

please tell me. please tell us

*pepito “so goooood”

excellent.

that’s the

one of the best ways to start off the week

uh, would you hold just one second?

i’ll be right back.

*door slamming, locking sound

ok. now you are officially locked in

you are now held captive and are forced to remain here for the rest of the show.

*big sip sound alert played from the chat

big sip. absolutely

let’s play this…

*soy choriza in the chat sound alert plays from the chat

oh my gosh. look how smooth it’s running. soy choriza is 100% in the chat

let’s get the beat going and light some incense

and this week, we’re not going to set anything on fire that shouldn’t be, and everything is going to go smooth, so, here we go

*beat plays

bien. i knew that was kind of a shorter beat, i thought, “oh no. what’s going to happen if i’m still lighting my incense and the beat hasn’t stopped yet, but it did, everything timed out perfectly.

pepito,

ah, should have said this before playing the beat

i, i’m getting kind of cocky and trying to not have notes and everything planned out for the show, because i’m thinking, “man, we’re getting so good at this, this is episode 36, we’re deep into it, we know what we’re doing”

but before i played that beat, i should have introduced the show

i introduced you, it’s time to introduce the show.

so, let me just say

i hope everybody here and all of your loved ones,

are ready to get your kicks,

because, we’re talking hostages, on cavemen news episode 36.”

beat

pepito’s custom shirt

nalfunctions

-i accidentally went to the beat before i fully introduced the show, which doesn’t seem like a big mistake, but the flow of the show (the show flow) is so much smoother when i can introduce the show and go straight into the beat. also, because of this mess up, i had to transcribe a lot more when writing down what the intro was to put on this website, because the full introduction didn’t finish at the beat like usual. i vow to never make this mistake again.

-at one point i said “lean way” instead of “leeway” and although i caught myself quickly, and even though the neurologist said i have, “severe brain lesions” i feel it is important that i accept and admit my failure in this regard

-other than that the show was pretty flawless. the world runs on contrasts, so if we had done everything perfectly it wouldn’t go noticed, so if you think about it, those two small nalfunctions just served to showcase how without errs the rest of the show was.

-oh yeah, pepito’s audio was doubling for some reason. i guess that wasn’t intentional